Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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