they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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