She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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