Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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