He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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