why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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