I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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