I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Church boner. Awkwardddd
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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