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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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