i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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