look no pants
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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