There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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