Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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