this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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