Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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