My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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Call it "performance art".
Which, by default, makes YOU part of the art meant for public enjoyment! Good goin'!
Colour me Jealous!
Sounds like you were the art sweetie. Be proud! Statues can be boring!
Andy Warhol would be proud of you.
who wouldn't enjoy that??
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