I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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