The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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