you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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