Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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