You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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