Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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