So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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