He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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