Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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