good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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