North Korea, Best Korea!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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