The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
only if we run a train.
done.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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