Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
3 2 1 whiskey
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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