So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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