Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
