The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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