Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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