I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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