have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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