dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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