I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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