So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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