What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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