she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
