Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
