I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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