I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
what day is it and did you see me today?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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