David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
