He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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