I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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