I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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