i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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