Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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