Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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