I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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