If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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