I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Come on in and take your pants off
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