dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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