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I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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