I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
